Dear myspace whores,
I'm sorry I called you all whores. Please don't affiliate me with Katie's myspace, because I am NOT even RELATED to her. We are so unrelated that if Katie was a boy, and we had babies, they would not be mutated, and have like gimpy legs, and one eye higher than the other, and hunchbacks. They would be pretty like Anne Gedde's model babies, and not like baby Suryi, who looks a bit like a doll, and a bit like a possum, and also a bit like she knows what you're thinking and can control your thoug... OH! Oh god no! She's in my head and GOD save me the pain and the Holy- fuck shit cra -SURYI get out of there-
Anyway ignore what I just said it means NOTHING I was totally playing around, have you taken a personality test? Da- I mean Tom Cruise is totally NOT insane at all, we should totally worship him because he is, like, you, know, really smart, and he had a REASON to jump on that couch, OK?! JUST GET OFF HIS BACK.
Anyway. Lots of love! See your local Scientology church for more information! XX